By the power vested in me by the murdered shaman brutally beaten with my own bare hands I bring to you the dream catcher. The evil dream catcher. A one of a kind, mystical artifact with such power surging through it that even to touch it just once with your naked hands would result in such awesomeness that I have to make up a word to describe it. Mahachiwari.
The evil dream catcher is not one that catches evil dreams but rather one that intercepts any big ideas,revelations,epiphanies etc. Every time that you have a million dollar scheme the dream catcher will put you down with quotes such as 'rome wasn't built in a day' and 'nail clippers are ok for thin nails but if they are thick enough you may need scissors.'
"...I die every night, i wake up reanimated, and sometime during the day my mind's refreshed into what i used to know and maybe i'll look back, and a smile will be forced from my face thinking of what could be a horrible life but is kept together with a strong desire to see the truth"
-Anonymous
The dream catcher
Guaranteed to keep your miserable life on the downward spiral.
