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The comment spoofer

 

A comment spoofer? What is this you ask? Well, it's not a tool for creating fake comments, nor is it a script for pretending that someone has left a comment. No no. It's a script that pretends to allow your users to leave a comment. So not so much a comment spoofer but more of a comment script spoofer. I just call it the asshole, or the pointless way to make your users hate you because in essence, that's what this script does. It's similar to the one at the bottom of this page if you want to take a look, apart from the fact that the one on this page works. Lets get to it shall we.

 

First we need some crap here for people to comment on. So just imagine any of my other articles here. Next we start the PHP code. If you don't care how the code is written, you can just download it here

<?PHP

Great. Well done. Well, that's it for today. No not really. next we need to create a form of some kind. lets have a text box for the persons name and a comment box for their comments i guess.

<form method="POST" action="' . $PHP_SELF . '">
<p>Name:<input type="text" name="name">
</p> Enter your comments below: <br />
<textarea name="comment" rows="5" cols="50"></textarea> <input type="hidden" name="verify" value="true">
<input type="submit" name="Submit" value="Submit"> </form>

Now we have a form like the one at the bottom of this page. Fantastic. What more is there to do? Well, we need the handler to, can you guess, handle the form. Aha.

if(isset($_POST['verify']) && !empty($_POST['name']) && !empty($_POST['comment']))
{
echo '1 comment so far<p>&nbsp;</p><div align="left">Name:' . stripslashes($_POST['name']) . '<br />';
echo 'Comment:' . stripslashes($_POST['comment']) . '</div>';
}
else
{
}

What if the name is left blank? or the person leaves no comment? We need some code between the 'else' curly braces.

else
{
if (isset($_POST['verify']) && (empty($_POST['name']) || empty($_POST['comment'])))
{
echo 'You must fill in both Name and Comment';
}
echo 'No comments yet!
<form method="POST" etc...
}

So really, cut the form code and insert it into the 'else' after the second nested 'if' conditional. Sweet.

The 'if' will execute if the form has already been submitted and the name and comment fields were filled in. Otherwise the 'else' will execute. If, after the else has begun, the form was submitted but the name or comment (or both) fields were not filled in, the error message appears and the form is displayed again. Lastly, if neither of the 2 situations described above occur, For example, if the form hasn't been submitted yet, the 'else' conditional will execute without any messages.

Lastly, end the PHP tag

?>

Were done. congratulations. I hope you learned something from this. If you did, please let me know because i can't see anything useful here.

Download the script here

 

 

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Comments
Name: Big John
Comment: This crap really IS a waste of time. I love it

 

Name: bullshit test
Comment: this onw doesnt work

 

Name: bullshit tets
Comment: ok it does. lol

 

Name: john doe
Comment: Big John is gay. i am not big john

 

Name: teenage mutant ninja tortoise
Comment: Every day another part of me dies. Today i lost a large chunk. Damn you baumen!!1

 

Name: teenage mutant ginja turtle
Comment: You scare me tortoise

 

Name: George bush
Comment: My fellow Americas. is spoofer even a word?

 

Name: Barry Davidson
Comment: It's lovely that you people are commenting but i think it would be even better if someone was to "comment" on the 'nocomment script'?

 

Name: not Barry Davidson
Comment: the 'nocomment script' is shit

 

Name: also not Barry Davidson
Comment: HAHAHA

 

Name: Barry Davidson
Comment: Wow. I set myself up and it really hurts.

 

Name: Boobesque
Comment: Thanx for helping. HAVE A NICE DAY

 

Name: master
Comment: i won't comment on this because it's crap

 

Name: curious george
Comment: *DELETED* Reason - You A hole

 

Name: gjy
Comment: gfhgdsgfg

 

Name: gjy
Comment: just testing

 

Name: best sex
Comment: http://www.bigbangaro.com/referrer.php?id=25544

 

Name: xxx
Comment: i love angelina jolie. she has big lips.

 

Name: jj the jet plane
Comment: yeah and she buys her children so she wont have a bucket crutch

 

 

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