Analyser
I write many scripts, all open source, all free to download and use as you see fit. I'm afraid I have to announce a break in trend for this one. The best thing ever written by anybody. A closed source project in PHP, so you can buy it, use it, then buy it again but are bound by the honour system not to peek at the code.
SERVER LOG ANALYSER™
There are no other products like this available at this time. I have been developing this for use with my personal server (not where this site is hosted) because sometimes you just need to know.
The server log analyser™ for when your server takes a dump
"...Server log analyser™ is the shit"
-Albi Noni
The first time I found a crap under my server I was completely surprised. My dog found it actually and spent over an hour trying to let me know. I assumed he wanted to go outside for a shit but after an hour of waiting he gave up so I knew something was wrong. Now, thanks to the Server log analyser™ software, when your server makes mysterious piles on your carpet, you can feed it into the software via any usb port and you can extract useful information such as age, weight and height. Never again will your server logs remain inaccessible.
£2.50 inc VAT
£59.89 P&P
£84.89 Total
